I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
Ah rabies
But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer
If vampires were real there’d be an MLM trying to sell you ineffective anti-vampire creams and an MLM trying to sell you fake training courses to turn you into a vampire.
ive started to use english in ways that arent mutually intelligible to normal english speakers. i can see a dog and say “this guy is really the animal of our world” and its really about the vibes of what im saying rather than the words. if you cant understand it its your problem
“Hyper-advanced alien can use our technology because obviously it’s basic to them” is so annoying. Like sure, you grew up around holo-screens, but are you telling me you understand every operating system you come across? You understand all the culturally-specific symbols? You can read the language?
A technologically-advanced alien will have as much luck using an iPhone on the first try as I would have trying to use mid-90s computer from China. Like yeah I know how to use more advanced tech, but I don’t know Chinese and I probably can’t guess the various OS.
duckin THANK YOU
“How do save?”
“Hit the button that looks like a floppy disk”
“A what?”
im sorry i fucked choked imagining a member of an alien civilization straight up asking: “what the FUCK is a flopped disk”
